In re Keise

MEMORANDUM DECISION

MICHAEL B. KAPLAN, UNITED STATES BANKRUPTCY JUDGE

I. Introduction

In New Jersey, as in many other parts of our nation, we are often faced with *256certain seemingly unresolvable conundrums: For instance, is a tomato a fruit or vegetable? Should the breakfast meat be called pork roll or Taylor ham? Fortunately, the U.S. Supreme Court has stepped in to resolve the former1, and the latter is unlikely ever to be decided to everyone’s satisfaction. In the present matter, the Court is asked to resolve yet another difficult quandary challenging the courts within this district; to wit,…