Christensen v. ATS, Inc.

MEMORANDUM OPINION & ORDER

AMUL R. THAPAR, District Judge.

Just as Cerberus stood watch at the entrance to Hades, the plaintiffs many-headed theory of tort liability guards against removing this case from state to federal court. This Court lacks jurisdiction over this matter unless the defendants can demonstrate that none of the plaintiffs theories could possibly succeed against defendant Bailey’s Furniture, LLC, whose presence as a defendant destroys federal diversity jurisdiction. Since the defendants have successfully defeated each of the plaintiffs theories, the Court will deny the…