In Re Miller

MEMORANDUM OPINION

TERRENCE L. MICHAEL, Chief Judge.

One of the most gifted teachers I ever studied under was Charles H. Whiteb-read. 1 Professor Whitebread was entertaining, informative, and possessed the rare ability to make any legal subject understandable. In his criminal procedure class, he often referred to grand juries as “pet alligators.” According to Professor Whitebread, the problem with a pet alligator was its propensity to turn and bite its owners. What he meant was that a grand jury was a great thing so long as it investigated the activities of people other than those who called…