Barry Glazer v. Meta Platforms, Inc., et al.

IN THE UNITED STATES DISTRICT COURT FOR THE DISTRICT OF MARYLAND BARRY GLAZER, * Plaintiff, * v. * Civil Action No. GLR-25-1560 META PLATFORMS, INC., et al., * Defendants. * *** MEMORANDUM OPINION THIS MATTER is before the Court on Defendant Meta Platforms, Inc.’s (“Meta”)1 Motion to Dismiss (ECF No. 16). The Motion is ripe for disposition, and no hearing is necessary. See Local Rule 105.6 (D.Md. 2025). For the reasons set forth below, the Court will grant the Motion. I. BACKGROUND2 Plaintiff Barry R. Glazer is an eighty-year-old attorney, “a longtime coin collector[,] and [a] frequent online…