Suboh v. Borgioli

MEMORANDUM AND ORDER

YOUNG, Chief Judge.

I. SOME PRELIMINARY THOUGHTS

There is a derisive ditty going around the courthouse as this opinion is being written. Set to the music of “Happy Together” by The Turtles, in relevant part it goes:

Imagine me as God. I do.

I think about it day and night.

It feels so right

To be a federal district judge and know that I’m

Appointed forever.

I was anointed by the President,

And revelation told him I was heaven-sent.

And Congress in their wisdom granted their consent.

Appointed forever.

I’m a federal judge And I’m smarter than you For all my life.

I can do whatever I want…