Doe v. Government of the District of Columbia

UNITED STATES DISTRICT COURT FOR THE DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA _________________________________________ ) JANE MIKE DOE, ) ) Plaintiff,1 ) ) v. ) Civil Action No. 24-2412 (ABJ) ) DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA, ) ) Defendant. ) _________________________________________ ) MEMORANDUM OPINION Before the Court is Defendant District of Columbia’s Motion to Dismiss (ECF No. 15) under Federal Rules of Civil Procedure 8 and 12(b)(6) which, for the reasons discussed below, is GRANTED.2 I. LEGAL STANDARD A plaintiff need only provide a “short and plain statement of the claim showing that [she is] entitled to…