Ainsworth v. KLI, Inc.

Once upon a time in a land far, far• aiuay called Aliceland, goods sold in the marketplace had a secret trait unknown to anyone unlucky enough to buy them. A wheelbarroiv would fall apart if anything was placed in it. A two-wheeled hand cart woidd crumble if loaded with anything. A ladder would just naturally collapse if climbed and work attempted ivhilst standing on it. Goods in Al-iceland do not function in the ordinary way they were meant to work. Nothing works as expected.

So if someone buys a ladder, he must not use it because its legs will secretly be displaced and thus collapse. He must…