Carl J. Martin and Don Clark v. Mbank El Paso, N.A.

GOLDBERG, Circuit Judge:

Appellants Martin and Clark present eleven issues on appeal. We find ten of the eleven issues well nigh onto frivolous, as explained in Judge Bunion’s order denying the Appellants’ motion for judgment notwithstanding the verdict and motion for new trial:

This suit involved an extremely profitable money-making venture gone awry.... Each side jockeyed to place the white hat upon its own head and the black hat elsewhere. Unfortunately, the clouds of dust left in the wake of thundering hooves obscured the clear picture each side sought to present. In the end, the jury…