Commercial Union Midwest Insurance v. Vorbeck

¶ 43. (concurring).

Whereas, on or about the night prior to Christmas

there did occur at a certain improved piece of real property (hereinafter "the House")

a general lack of stirring hy all creatures therein,

including, but not limited to a mouse.

a variety of foot apparel, e.g. stocking, socks, etc., had been affixed

by and around the chimney in said House

in the hope and/or belief that St. Nick a/k/a St. Nicholas a/k/a Santa Claus (hereinafter "Claus")

would arrive at some time thereafter.

The minor residents, i.e. the children, of the aforementioned House, were located

in their individual beds.

and…