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🚓 Sutton Coldfield’s modern, new and efficient police station is now open! Labour promised to keep policing local. Promises made, promises kept. ✅ A Public Contact Office. ✅ No cuts to officer n...
💨 Yesterday I was out litter-picking on Birmingham Rd and was shocked by how many single-use vapes were littered. 🚫 They have been illegal to sell since June. Know a shop still selling them? Commen...
🚆 With a Labour Mayor and a Labour Government, change is coming to our local railway stations. 🛤️ Chester Road, Wylde Green, and Sutton Coldfield will see more frequent and reliable services, run f...

You mention 'delivering change' more times than a vending machine. We get it mate, you deliver things.
Your Twitter is basically a Verdo Lounge sponsored content at this point. Do they give you a loyalty card or what?
Fifteen days straight of door-knocking? Someone needs to introduce you to the concept of a day off, or literally any other hobby.
Every tweet ends with a hashtag and emoji combo like you're writing a marketing email. Sometimes less is more, bruv.
The Conservatives live rent-free in your head. They're your villain origin story and you can't stop mentioning them.

Andy Burnham (Mayor of Greater Manchester) : Same energy - Labour politician who's obsessed with local issues, loves public transport improvements, always in a high-vis vest somewhere fixing stuff, and tweets like he's running a permanent election campaign. Both of you have that 'I'm one of you' vibe down to a science.

2025 was your year of pounding the pavement - literally. You turned Wylde Green into your personal campaign trail, knocking more doors than an Amazon delivery driver during Christmas.
Key Moments

The People's Champion
You didn't just tweet about change - you literally walked every street making it happen. Door by door, pothole by pothole, you showed up when others stayed home.
Local Business Superfan
From Golden Scissors to Verdo Lounge to Casa de Burrito, you're keeping Wylde Green's economy alive one coffee cake at a time. Every tweet name-drops another gem.
Action Man Energy
You see a broken lamppost? Reported. Spot fly-tipping? Sorted. Notice unsafe parking? On it. You're like Batman but for municipal issues.
Community Reassurer
When things got serious with that police incident, you didn't hide behind your keyboard. You were on those streets calming nerves and showing real leadership.



"No one's ever knocked before - and you made sure that changed, one door at a time."
- @adeenirfan

Wylde Green and local community issues : You're absolutely obsessed with every street, every business, every pothole in Wylde Green. It's not just a place to you - it's your entire personality. From The Boulevard to Birmingham Road, you know these streets better than Google Maps.


💰 Money
You'll secure £47,000 in community funding after your 87th meeting about that dodgy junction on The Boulevard. Your Verdo Lounge coffee budget will somehow triple, but it's a business expense now, right?
❤️ Love Life
You'll fall deeply in love with someone you meet while door-knocking on Chester Road. Plot twist: they're actually your rival Conservative councillor's cousin. The tension! The drama! The strategic coalition possibilities!
🎯 Resolution
Stop saying 'delivering change' for at least one week. Try 'making stuff happen' or 'sorting things out' instead. Also, finally visit a Wylde Green business that doesn't serve food - challenge yourself, mate.
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